Sunday, November 19, 2017

Washington NC In The Rear View Mirror

Washington NC
Official Tourism NotificationNEWSFLASH 2000

Follow the official hurricane evacuation routes all the way to Oklahoma.  Make your own Y2K Trail of Tears. If Andy Jackson were still in the White House, he'd designate the I-95 Tribe and create a reservation in Poteau or Moffett.
Don't look in your rear view mirror, it's officially over. 
It's time to go. 

And as Caroline just reminded me, be sure and take your Bible.
Washington NC
Official Tourism Notification

NEWSFLASH 2000

East of I-95 is under siege.

Leave as quickly as you can. Grab only the essentials (your grandmother, a can of Spam, the box of Moon Pies, Skoal, the coon hounds, and your cement chicken)

Follow the official hurricane evacuation routes all the way to Oklahoma.  Make your own Y2K Trail of Tears. If Andy Jackson were still in the White House, he'd designate the I-95 Tribe and create a reservation in Poteau or Moffett.
Don't look in your rear view mirror, it's officially over. 
It's time to go. 

And as Caroline just reminded me, be sure and take your Bible.

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